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Monday, March 9, 2009

A Laugh to Get Through Monday


Sister Mary Kathryn entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery.
You are welcome here as long as you like,
but you may not speak until directed to do so.'
Sister Mary Kathryn lived in the monastery for 5 years
before the Priest said to her,
'Sister Mary Kathryn, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.'
Sister Mary Kathryn said,
'Hard bed.'
'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said,
'We will get you a better bed.'
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Kathryn was summoned by the Priest.
'You may say another two words, Sister Mary Kathryn.'
'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Kathryn,
and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery,
the Priest again called Sister Mary Kathryn in to his office.
'You may say two words today.'
'I quit,' said Sister Mary Kathryn.
'It's probably best,' said the Priest,
'You've done nothing but bitch since you got here.'